nonbinaryguy:

prohaloplayer:

fucked up off this blanky and pillow

cinnamonbarbies:

Drew Barrymore at the Ever After premiere 1998

californiaquail:

the relationship between a person and the native flora and fauna of where they grew up is something that can actually be so personal

insert-content:

elytrians:

sometimes i’ll find myself wondering if take me to church was really that good and go back to check and get my tits blown clean off

cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

catmask:

also idk what transgender child needs to hear this the salon/barber will not give u a cool emo haircut you gotta do that shit with scissors and a razor at your sink

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*

the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM

reallyreallyreallytrying:

what people see when they look at me: normal guy. what they don’t see: been taking poison damage for 4+ years since i blundered into a cursed swamp and a wicked toad blasted me with slime

pencil-of-ashes:

plumslices:

every now n then i do something little me wouldve loved

mostly-funnytwittertweets: